geekishchic:

tookmyskull:

chess-ka:

cataradical:

lilyliqueur:

This is literally the best Puppy Surprise video. This lady is so beautiful and she’s so fantastic.

HAPPY OLD LADIES AND PUPPIES

how it kisses her with its little tail wagging at the end oh my heart

Perfection

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geekishchic:

angelofthepopcorn:

doctorspockspaceman:

superwholockmervenger:

i love how americans call autumn fall

it sounds so dramatic like

PREPARE FOR THE FALL

which one

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Oh.

The one where you SHUT THE FUCK UP PLEASE AND THANK YOU

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homura-senpai:

i shipped so hard

and got so far

but in the end

it wasn’t even canon

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assassinscreedworld:
“ masacrescent:
“ Ezio Auditore - [MASAMUNE]
Leonardo da Vinci - Yoshi
”
lol, hahahaha
”

assassinscreedworld:

masacrescent:

Ezio Auditore - [MASAMUNE]
Leonardo da Vinci - Yoshi 

lol, hahahaha

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zenpencils:

BILL WATTERSON ‘A cartoonist’s advice’

(Source: zenpencils.com, via noblegasxenon)

sorryforpartyreichen:

smattenhove:

cacen:

teapartyasian:

Is there a word that’s a mix between angry and sad

malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolated

smad.

there are two types of people

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demengineerz:

Select Your Character

omF WHY DID I LAUGH SO HARD AT PIKACHU

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(A gay couple has just met up in the restaurant and kissed each other upon arrival. Another customer has seen this and is obviously angry.)
Angry Customer: “Damn f**s.”
Gay Man: “Excuse me?”
Angry Customer: “You heard me, you little s***. Let’s not make this into some little pride protest, okay? I have to accept that you’re going to live your lifestyle, and you have to accept that I’ve got freedom of speech.”
Gay Man: *quietly* “Is it too much to ask for a little human decency?”
Angry Customer: “Human? Listen up, what you’re doing is not human. I think I have the right to determine what I think is human.”
(The manager shows up. He’s a quiet Italian man who I assume is conservative due to the Christian imagery and portrait of Reagan he keeps around the restaurant.)
Angry Customer: *to the owner* “Hey, can you move either them or us to another table?”
(Instead of responding to the angry customer, the owner instead speaks to his wife.)
Owner: “I’m sorry ma’am, but we have a strict ‘no pets’ policy in my restaurant.”
Wife: “Uh, I, uh, what? I don’t have a—”
Owner: “Well, according to your talking monkey over here, I can determine who’s a human and who’s not. You bring an animal into my restaurant; I gotta assume it’s your pet.”
(The angry customer storms out. When I left, the owner was giving his description, and copies of security camera footage, to the biggest crowd of police I’ve seen. Apparently it’s a bad idea to not pay your bill at a restaurant that gives free coffee to cops.)

venetianassasssin:

This decision is yours alone to make. Only do so quickly.

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stridering:

My friend just said “oh my god, Act 5 is long as fuck” and I said “Yeah, but the trolls are cool” and he looked at me weird and I realized HE WAS TALKING ABOUT HAMLET AND NOW THEY’RE ALL JUST STARING

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can-i-take-ur-order:

people who think homestuck is boring because they read 10 pages

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girlgrowingsmall:
“ Being fit isn’t about body size or shape. It’s about optimizing your body’s potential to do awesome shit like this.
”

girlgrowingsmall:

Being fit isn’t about body size or shape. It’s about optimizing your body’s potential to do awesome shit like this.

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tyleroakley:
“ So close.
”

tyleroakley:

So close.

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